May 2013
Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the...
did-you-kno:
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meravisabeast:
aloh4mor4:
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
swaggie2nope:
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
ramblingsofacrazyginger:
whatheballs:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
shouldn’t we be getting ready for another trench war in europe right about now
I’d hate to be an arch duke right about now
foxgrl:
i want to kiss you and hold you and put my head on your chest and smile with you and laugh at you and hug you tight and give you butterflies and play tag with you and push you over and sit on ur tummy and love you so much you can’t stand it you’re so perfect
elsenliberator:
jimbertimber:
welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl
or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree...
Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing →
edwardspoonhands:
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which…
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
kennadeek:
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
THANK GOD. this is good news. Maybe I can accept this.
Dreamin' on a Cloudy Day: michaonthemoon:... →
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
fuckerpunch:
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
whores:
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
REBLOG IF YOU LIKE HETALIA
eyebrowsin:
monacosboobs:
lemonmeringuefox:
the-happy-hetastuck:
ask-the-archer-kid:
askalfredjones1:
littleredlanterns:
YOU MEAN LOVE
YOU MEAN LIVE
YOU MEAN ARE
YOU MEAN I SOLD MY FUCKING SOUL TO HIDEKAZ HIMARUYA
D A R K L O R D H I M A R U Y A
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are you guys ok
